Whoever Wrote These 33 Hilarious Notes Are Masters Of Being Passive-Aggressive

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Passive aggression isn”t always received well. It”s the subtlest, most annoying F-you on the planet.

In turn, passive aggression is typically met with an equally petty response. When the two meet, you get something that looks a little like this…

1. This is getting kind of personal.

This is getting kind of personal.

2. I”ll just go to a different restaurant.

I

3. “Cat parts”

4. Would you really want to work for this guy?

Would you really want to work for this guy?

5. This again?

This again?

6. Thanks mom!

Thanks mom!

7. I didn”t know people were that concerned about lawn care…especially when it”s not their own.

I didn

8. Looks like Brian isn”t into doing dishes.

Looks like Brian isn

9. Pay attention to the highlighted parts.

Pay attention to the highlighted parts.

10. Poor Mr. Potato Head.

Poor Mr. Potato Head.

11. Well, that”s one way to teach Ed a lesson.

Well, that

12. Hey, at least you broke a world record!

Hey, at least you broke a world record!

13. Nothing like a little 3-D passive aggression!

Nothing like a little 3-D passive aggression!

14. Indeed it is not.

Indeed it is not.

15. Ouch! A jock must have written this.

Ouch! A jock must have written this.

16. Who said beggars can”t be choosers?

Who said beggars can

17. I”ll see your passive-aggressive note and raise you some ketchup.

I

18. Well that”s embarrassing…

Well that

19. I don”t want to meet those bees in a dark alley.

I don

20. Feed the dish rack.

Feed the dish rack.

21. Evan can”t be constrained to your rules, man.

Evan can

22. Well, this note isn”t wrong.

Well, this note isn

23. Carolyn is a grammar stickler.

Carolyn is a grammar stickler.

24. Don”t mess with angry Bostonians.

Don

25. At least this person thinks I”m hot stuff!

At least this person thinks I

26. Thanks Rachel….I think?

Thanks Rachel....I think?

27. That”s just nasty.

That

28. Passive aggression at its finest.

Passive aggression at its finest.

29. This is the very definition of passive-aggressive. Perfect.

This is the very definition of passive-aggressive. Perfect.

30. Scientifically, this is true.

Scientifically, this is true.

31. Kitty just wants some ice cream.

Kitty just wants some ice cream.

32. Oh, the things people do when they”re drunk.

Oh, the things people do when they

33. Stop eating Dave”s food!

Stop eating Dave

(via funnyordie)

I feel personally attacked and these notes weren”t even aimed at me. Good job, everyone. You did it. You passively hurt my feelings.

Check out some more mysterious notes at the links below. Sometimes they”re funny, sometimes they”re mean, and sometimes they”re downright scary.

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