The Butts of Walmart – What Were They Thinking

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In the world of Walmart lives a unique breed of people and for now let’s call them “The Butts of Walmart“. Most (normal) people would think “…didn’t your parents teach you to dress yourself better in public?” I guess the answer to that question is, no! So here’s 30 plus times they were caught in all their glory, thanks to the “PeopleofWalmart”.

1 What What Double Butt

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You see the problem is you only covered your lower ass and completely ignored your upper ass. I mean, I guess I should give you the benefit of the doubt because up until this moment I’ve never heard of a double-butt, double-chin yes, but double-butt no. However, we are all now on notice so ignorance is now no longer an excuse.

2 The Blind Side

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Lady looks like she is about to explode up like a Pro Bowl caliber NFL guard….I fear for the safety of that shopping cart. Sandra Bullock probably gonna star in the movie version as the old lady though.

3 Caption Contest: Win An Ugly Christmas Sweater!

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Also, be sure to check out other funny t-shirts that you may find Walcreatures wearing!

4 Crackin’ Backs

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If you step on that crack you can be damn sure you’re gonna break more than just yo mamma’s back!

5 Space Issues

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Someone needs to talk to this girl about personal space. Like backing up from that person’s personal space and not showing us so that much of her personal space.

6 No Butts About It

Butts of WalmartHow do  you like your public ass cracks? Over the top or a little drive-thru window action?

7 No Butts About It

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After a long consultation with the experts we have determined that strippers need lunch breaks as well.

8 Hair Of The Butt

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Well it’s kinda like Who Wears It Better but more like Who Cracks It Better. So ladies, who ya got here? Do you like a baby smooth butt or are you a fan of The Boss and his hairy ass?

9 Peek-A-Butt

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Whoever thought those stupid Kayne Shutter Shades would be a good idea on pants, you were wrong. You were absolutely dead f’ing wrong!

10 Mud Butt

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I REALLY hope that isn’t what I think it is…

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