16 Bands That Inexplicably Have Festive Christmas Sweaters For Sale

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at 2016.04.21
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Ugly Christmas sweaters are all the rage. This pretty baffling to most people, especially since the word “ugly” is used in their description. Nevertheless, people seek out these ugly Christmas sweaters; they are flying off shelves everywhere. Countless brands are looking to cash in on them…including bands.

It doesn”t matter that they are metal bands, Satanic bands or just cool bands you”d never expect to cash in on the fad. They all have official ugly Christmas sweaters. D”oh.

1. Avenged Sevenfold

Avenged Sevenfold

2. August Burns Red

August Burns Red

3. A Day To Remember

A Day To Remember

4. The Roots

The Roots

5. One Direction

One Direction

6. Motorhead


7. Dying Fetus

Dying Fetus

8. Morrissey


9. Glass Cloud

Glass Cloud

10. Wu-Tang Clan

Wu-Tang Clan

11. Slayer


12. Anthrax (Special Hanukkah edition)

Anthrax (Special Hanukkah edition)

13. Queens of the Stone Age

Queens of the Stone Age

14. Metallica


15. DevilDriver


16. Descendents


If you end up buying any of these sweaters, you might want to hide them from grandma. It”s bad enough when she asks you about your job. Explaining what a death metal band is may be even more difficult.

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